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Tesla Receives Scientific Validation. Hard Science Proves Tesla Confirmation!

Tesla Receives Scientific Validation. Hard Science Proves Tesla Confirmation!

 

Tesla has been unofficially called the “Official Car of Douchebags”.

No longer!

The end is nigh for the nay sayers!

Tesla has finally achieved irrefutable scientific confirmation, and validation, which is inarguable, and fully confirmed, by the most quantified metrics.

As of today:

MORE DRIVERS HAVE CRASHED TESLA’S, PER SALES VOLUME, WHILE DRUNK, THAN ANY CAR IN HISTORY.

MORE TESLA DRIVERS HAVE KILLED THEMSELVES, PER SALES VOLUME, WHILE DRIVING THEIR TESLA’S, THAN ANY CAR IN HISTORY.

MORE TESLA DRIVERS HAVE GOTTEN SUED, PER SALES VOILUME, SINCE THE FIRST TESLA WAS SOLD, THAN ANY CAR IN HISTORY.

MORE TESLA DRIVERS, PER SALES VOLUME, HAVE GOTTEN DIVORCED AND HAD DIVORCE CHARGES WHICH INCLUDED THE WORD: “ABUSIVE”, THAN ANY CAR IN HISTORY.

MORE TESLA DRIVERS, HAVE BEEN MEN, THAN ANY CAR IN THE WORLD.

MORE TESLA DRIVERS HAVE KILLED OTHER PEOPLE WITH THEIR TESLA’S, PER SALES VOLUME, WHILE DRIVING THEIR TESLA’S, THAN ANY CAR IN HISTORY.

MORE TESLA DRIVERS HAVE CAUSED MORE FIRES, WITH THEIR TESLA’S, PER SALES VOLUME, WHICH BURNED MORE SQUARE FOOTAGE OF LAND AND BUILDINGS, THAN ANY CAR IN HISTORY.

MORE TESLA DRIVERS HAVE BURNED MORE COAL, AND CAUSED MORE TOXIC LANDFILL THAN ANY DRIVERS IN HISTORY.

MORE TESLA DRIVERS HAVE SAID ARROGANT SELF-CENTERED THINGS, PER SALES VOLUME, SINCE THE FIRST TESLA WAS SOLD, THAN ANY CAR IN HISTORY.

A vast number of other scientific metrics, have been documented, which confirm what the world has been thinking.

It is now very much verified by historical, observed, documented facts.

There is nothing unofficial about it.

Tesla is, OFFICIALLY, THE OFFICAL CAR OF DOUCHEBAGS!!!!

 

 

 

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